I. Love. NYC.

The greatest love story of all time.

And space.

AND MATTER, FOR THAT MATTER.

TRUE LOVE NEEDS YOU…

You are quite fortunate to have intercepted this signal that I am sending to you from the future.

This transmission is a plea for help. The secret universal code for true love and the fate of the future universe depends on you.

I.LOVE. NYC. is the greatest love story ever told because it is the only TRUE love story ever told.

THE LOVE ANOMALY, as it is known throughout the known universe, is the first, last, and only time true love ever happened in all of human history. (Yes, you are dead. You extincted yourself. More on this later.)

The LOVE ANOMOLY happens on 5/2/25 at exactly 5:02:25:52 am.

Yes, you missed it, even though I told you specifically at this exact moment in time that it was going to happen. Humans, am I right!

Anyway, I have a brief window of 90 minutes to time-cast the story of the LOVE ANOMOLY from the future to you so that I may receive your assistance in saving the secret universal code for true love and the fate of the future universe.

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Do it…FOR LOVE!

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past, present & future projects

  • The definitive story of the first, last and only time true love ever happened in all of human history. LEARN MORE.

  • In the vibrant 1990’s landscape of New York City's East Village, artist neighbors find their unspoken frustrations manifesting on the shared wall that divides their apartments and their lives. Written, produced, and directed by Ken Hamm in 1997, this compelling tale delves into the intricacies of human connection, as the boundaries between art, emotion, and reality blur in their quest for understanding and intimacy. LEARN MORE.

  • Short film adaptation of W.H. Auden’s poem, THE UNKNOWN CITIZEN. LEARN MORE.

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